| Real
candy from your friend for your birthday instead
of the Valentine's candy that she was passing out
at work |
| A
man to pine after... up until the day he marries
someone... and then even longer as you long for
steamy affair |
| Chandler...
I need not say more except maybe Chandler with a
condom |
| A
parking space right in front of your building
that only you can use |
| A
birthday card for every year that you have been
alive |
| A
visit from your friend, Janet (what you most
want) |
| A
taxi cab whenever it's raining |
| Breakfast
served in the cafe at 1pm |
| Lots
of fun journals to write in that turn into a
best-selling novel |
| AT&T
misplacing your next six bills |
| A
pony... oh wait, you're not five |
| Death
of the Tiger... oh wait, you're not me |
| A
year's supply of teas and coffees in cute little
containers- hell make it a lifetime |
| A
Clinique makeover- including foundation |
| The
ability to take care of sea monkeys |
| Whatever
you want out of the Lands End catalog |
| Discovering
that SARK lives across the street |
| A
five star restaurant installed in Kinko's |
| A
job that utilizes all of your unique creative
abilities |
| Sitting
out in the sunshine by Mirror Lake with all of
your alumni friends |
| Cheesecake
every hour on the hour |
| All
the Twin Peaks episodes being shown on television
in one long marathon |
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