ten wwwhirlygirl improvements

cameo appearance by Todd Sonneborn
18 June 1999

 

10.   A silhouette of a man with a shovel on a yellow background (preferably animated) to indicate that you are constantly working on improving the site.
9.   I looked through almost every page and couldn't find any cool wing-dings... what's up with that?
8.   The stuff you are saying is important, so you need to add more emphasis. Every page (or at least most pages) should contain the word "COOL". "COOL" (and all adjectives) should appear in all caps. 40pt is the minimum font size for "COOL"... and brighter colors seem to work best: pink, lime-green, etc. And all text (not just "COOL") should be bold and underlined.
7.   No Counter?
6.   There was very little goth... enhance with dripping blood, etc.
5.   I didn't see where you were selling the beanie babies either.
4.   I found it confusing... I mean I was reading words... but the words didn't have any lines behind them to keep them straight... you should make the background look like a note pad with lines, and spiral at left.
3.   Too gloomy... add strings of Christmas tree lights.
2.   Navigation was okay, but how do you link to Ricky Martin stuff... I found this cumbersome.
1.   I know you didn't get a free Geocities site, but could you figure out a way to force the pop-up ads to appear anyway?