Real candy from your friend for your birthday instead of the Valentine's candy that she was passing out at work
A man to pine after... up until the day he marries someone... and then even longer as you long for steamy affair
Chandler... I need not say more except maybe Chandler with a condom
A parking space right in front of your building that only you can use
A birthday card for every year that you have been alive
A visit from your friend, Janet (what you most want)
A taxi cab whenever it's raining
Breakfast served in the cafe at 1pm
Lots of fun journals to write in that turn into a best-selling novel
AT&T misplacing your next six bills
A pony... oh wait, you're not five
Death of the Tiger... oh wait, you're not me
A year's supply of teas and coffees in cute little containers- hell make it a lifetime
A Clinique makeover- including foundation
The ability to take care of sea monkeys
Whatever you want out of the Lands End catalog
Discovering that SARK lives across the street
A five star restaurant installed in Kinko's
A job that utilizes all of your unique creative abilities
Sitting out in the sunshine by Mirror Lake with all of your alumni friends
Cheesecake every hour on the hour
All the Twin Peaks episodes being shown on television in one long marathon