hot truck
30 July 1999

Contrary to what you might think, nothing on this menu is what it seems. The half Sui is actually only one sixth less than a full Sui: garlic bread loaded with sausage, mushrooms, cheese, and pepperoni- at least the name, short for suicide, seems accurate enough. Or perhaps you'd rather a Shaggy- hot and heavy with grease and garden. Substitute pep for sausage and you've turned it into a Scooby. The crowd is thick, the hunger painful, and garlic has never smelled so good. The man behind the counter shouts "Ho Ho" and "Ra Ra" with poise and confidence as the starving customers come running to claim their sandwiches.