ms. parker

31 July 2000

When I answered the phone, she immediately asked if I'd swallowed a handful of pills. I laughed and told her I was just feeling a little Dorothy-Parkerish tonight. She said she didn't equate a sleepy voice with witty quips. I told her that I wasn't speaking of the literary Ms. Parker, but the self-depreciating, depressed Ms. Parker.

There's a distinct difference.

biggest kiss...

...kristen