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biased slogans
a cameo appearance by
Todd Sonneborn

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16 october 2000

I voted in the presidential elections of 1992 and 1996. That's about the extent of my involvement in politics until the last month or so. I was never really interested until George W. Bush and Al Gore came along. And now, far from an "expert" on the issues, I suddenly feel strangely passionate about this election. It's just so out of character for me.

So here are my Top 10 Biased "Vote in 2000" Slogans.


10.			Alaska - It could be the next Texas... Vote in 2000.
9.			George W. Bush - Micromanagement for your uterus.
8.			Vote for Gore in 2000... Don't mess with Texans.
7.			Bush - Every bit as smart as a shrub.
6.			Bush is more or less responsible for the entire state of Texas - A state MORE polluted than any other, and LESS educated than any other.
5.			GetmORE vs BrainmUSH... you decide.
4.			Bush - He'll fight to make Billionaires out of Millionaires.
3.			Hey, doesn't he look a lot like that guy we voted OUT of office in '92?
2.			Bush - He voted for a ticket that included Dan Quayle... twice...
1.			All math is fuzzy to students in the Texas school system! - Vote Gore!

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