white rabbit v.3.0  
 
 
 
 
1 february 2002
 
I thought about tiptoeing across the hall at midnight, knocking on the door, and whispering, "white rabbit" through Todd and Hayley's closed bedroom door. But then I spotted the phone jack.
 
The next morning I could hear him cry, "Bastard" even one room away over the drowning whir of my blow dryer.
 
   
2002  
February... Kristen
January... Kristen
   
2001  
December... Todd
November... Todd
October... Kristen
September... Kristen
August... hiatus***
July... Kristen
June... Kristen
May... Kristen
April... Kristen
March... Kristen**
February... Kristen
January... Kristen
   
2000  
December... Kristen
November... Kristen
October... Kristen
September... Kristen
August... Kristen
July... Kristen
June... Todd
May... Kristen
April... Kristen
March... Todd
February... Todd*
January... Kristen
   
1999  
December... Todd
November... Kristen
October... Kristen
September... Todd
   
* Kristen had a lot on her mind that morning, with resigning from her job and all.
 
** Todd couldn't even sit vertically for more than five minutes, and with all the morphine, well...
 
*** White Rabbit takes a back seat to honeymooning in French Polynesia. We'll cut the married guy some slack.
 
Just what the hell is this?