Geoff Farina
Reverse Eclipse
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Nick Hornby
"Nipple Jesus"
...so incredibly brilliant...
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tuna fish;
neglecting to have my car inspected;
the sweetest strawberries;
my amazing Aunt Ruth
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When my nearly seventeen-year-old niece, Allison,
asked the older couple sitting in her section at Pizza Hut if
she could bring them anything else, they politely told her that
they thought it was "so nice and refreshing to see a young waitress
who isn't a whore."
My sentiments exactly.
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You know that deep down you're truly happy when
you run into the mother of your first major crush, the crush by
which all other crushes will ever be measured, and when she tells
you that he just got married, you're genuinely happy for the
two of them and you don't stop for an instant to contemplate
your loss.
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Last Friday I called Todd and asked him if he would
stay on the phone to test how far I could walk away from the base
before it disconnected us. And I actually made it into Starbucks
and up to the counter to order my grande skim latte before we
were separated.
At least it was much further than the Todd-predicted 52 steps.
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LA Michael actually has the words "boy band"
on his resume. Now that is an accomplishment. I should have suggested
that one to Howard when he asked me to critique his this weekend.
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Some of the sweetest little reminders of why people
read whirlygirl have been popping up in my mailbox lately. Fabulous
flattery that will get them everywhere.
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