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She couldn't have been more than 10, donning the wig and sunglasses, tossing the feather boa over her shoulder, caked in attitude. "Excuse me, miss," she said in her most indulgent Park Avenue vibrato, learned from Saturday afternoon television and the too many movies of the week. Laine's eyes got big with disbelief and we couldn't control our laughter.