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When my project manager and I drive to our customer site for meetings, they always valet park my car and wave her down to the third floor visitor parking garage. She brings this up so often that I think she's a little jealous.
 
And then today, the parking attendant stopped by while I was pulling together my project folder and laptop to tell me how much he liked my car. I said that I, too, loved it so, except for the dent-the-size-of-impeteous-sex on the hood. He promptly opened the driver-side door, popped the hood, and banged out the dent. It took three minutes. Good as new.
 
Service!