Quite possibly the best insult I've ever received happened
last Saturday.
I was telling Janice about how I jolted upright in bed at 6:25 that morning.
No alarm. No noise. I looked at the clock and realized that Todd and Hayley
hadn't knocked on my door yet to have me drive them to the airport. I began
to worry that they slept in and threw off the covers thinking I should look
outside for Todd's car. Just as I reached the door, they came down the steps
to knock.
I just couldn't figure out why I woke up so suddenly at the perfect time.
Janice said, "Dogs can always sense when their owners are coming home."
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