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Quite possibly the best insult I've ever received happened last Saturday.
 
I was telling Janice about how I jolted upright in bed at 6:25 that morning. No alarm. No noise. I looked at the clock and realized that Todd and Hayley hadn't knocked on my door yet to have me drive them to the airport. I began to worry that they slept in and threw off the covers thinking I should look outside for Todd's car. Just as I reached the door, they came down the steps to knock.
 
I just couldn't figure out why I woke up so suddenly at the perfect time.
 
Janice said, "Dogs can always sense when their owners are coming home."