2001:03:28:16:17
I email Todd one simple question. He returns three typical Todd-like answers.
 
Q: "What's a Euromastyx?"
 
A1: "Alls I know is that the Eurosealer (as seen on TV) doesn't work for crap... the damn chips still get stale!"
 
A2: "Huh... it's not in my Websters Unabridged Dictionary."
[Editor's Note: He definitely doesn't OWN an unabridged dictionary, cause he gets all sullen and impatient when I have to get mine during one of our conversations.]
 
A3: "YOU'RE a Euromastyx!"