"Well, my dear, I read what you wrote, but in all honesty I think you
should have told them that YOU gave your 64-year-old mother a toe ring and she liked it and wore it until it
turned her toe green because it wasn't gold or some other precious metal."
So there you go. The truth about worthless gifts from thoughtless daughters.
But, honestly, I didn't think she'd actually WEAR it.
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