2002:02:27:09:44
Day One:
 
Alarm clock beeps (tauntingly, maliciously) at 7:00am. I press the magic black snooze button 10 times (once every five minutes) until alarm clock gives up and allows me to be a pathetic, promise-breaking loser. I wake up again at 8:55am and stay in bed for 20 minutes feeling the agony of defeat.
 
Note to self: Next time go to bed so that plan will work rather than staying up until 1:50am detailing plan to others on whirlygirl.